The Western

Where whilst having sex as the guy reaches climax he pulls out, shouts "draw", and "shoots" all over her face

I was having sex with my girl the other day, and I pulled The Western on her

by 1ManBand April 19, 2011

wasterfest

getting fucked up...and it can be used as a noun and a verb, so it will fit ur life either way

tonight is such a wasterfest kind of night, or wasterfest...tonight only!, or this is going to be the best wasterfest ever!

by jenna September 25, 2004

Webster’s Dictionary Reject

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.

Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

by Silver_Eagle May 1, 2010

Webster card

An unnecessary tactic used in an argument, where big words are used more often than before, by an individual who is losing in the debate. Most of the time to make themselves seem smarter.

Two people are arguing about a topic they have different views on. The one person makes a few valid points, but the other person still does not want to agree, and feels backed into a corner, so that person pulls a Webster card.

by DR3AD KN1GHT February 21, 2013

Western omlet

When a man is having anal k9 sex with a woman he puts his testicles in her vagina.

I'm pulling a western omlet on your mother in a sleazy motel hot tub, right now!!!

by Jaw69 February 4, 2016

western hot pocket

when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.

i gave sally a western hot pocket

by sloth god December 25, 2018

harry webster

the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.

lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!

by harrywebste September 6, 2021