Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

1. An example of how not to make a game.
2. What retards jerk off to.

When someone mentions Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare you beat them up.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

The game that has some advantages over Black Ops, but also has disadvantages to it. Has a ton of unneccisary killstreaks and attachements, nothing takes skill, and people run rampant with random grenades, noob-tubes, and the Famas. (Also M16, M4, MP5K, ect.)

P1: Wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?!

P2: Nah, people do gay shit on that. Fuckin' noobtubes.

by McJagged June 18, 2011

wafer

a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=

What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!

by StarXC February 10, 2007

Wanfer

The opposite to Defer, to bring something forward in time rather than put it off.

I cant make the 12:00 meeting today, can we wanfer to 11:00

by Mitchell Dilkes. August 11, 2009

Chemical warfare

The smart and usually simple tactic of taking someone you like out even though they are not interested in you and pumping them full of alcoholic drinks until they succumb to your amazing charms.

Often used by people who have befriended a person of the opposite sex who is hindered from persuing a relationship with them due to factors like already having a significant other.

Ken: Dude, can't believe you nailed that girl. She wasn't even talking to you until you bought her a drink.

Dave: Yeah dave, i'm a master at chemical warfare.

by hsfluffy March 31, 2009

Surface Warfare

Surface Warfare: A big pain in the ass fraction of the United States Navy. One of the grossest miscalculations of adequately spent tax dollars in history. Commonly employs "Hansel and Gretel" techniques to recruit young, vulnerable, and generally ignorant young men into a workforce of pissed off sailors. Recruits young women to satisfy the overly horny young men while underway. (Note: while some young men like to satisfy each other, it is "not gay underway") Here, you can look forward to getting a new boss every two years who has never been on a ship, does not know anything about what you do, and proceeds to tell you how you could do your job better. You eat food that is rejected by the penal system. You sleep in a bed bigger than most toddler cribs, in a noisy room full of 40 other people (most notably the flatulent Filipino above you who masturbates every night by reciting poems in Tagalic.) You live your life on the edge, only ever knowing when you will leave work when the work list is checked over at lunchtime. Your boss has no problem setting you to port and starboard watches, and leaving at noon. You are used to coming back into port on Monday, because coming in Friday night would cost an extra $2,000 vice the $10,000 it costs to stay underway until Monday. If ever you get too comfortable where you are, you will be relocated, free of cost, to a shit hole in the middle of a desert. This is known as IA, or "Improper Allocation." Those who try to get out are promoted, and those who want to stay in get forced out. Officers come in several varieties. First, there is an LDO. This officer has felt the pain of the bluejackets, and strives to protect them as he turns his wrath toward the rest of the wardroom. Second is an OCS Grad. This officer has a lackadaisical approach to leading people and really treats the Navy as more of a hobby. Third is the Academy Grad. These officers put themselves above everyone else, and consider any mundane task beneath them. They have no problem relaying their perceived inferiority of all other officers. (See United States Naval Academy) Finally, there is the NROTC Grad. This officer remains bitter that they had a taste of life, and still chose to imprison themselves in mediocrity. As an officer, you begin your career by stabbing other officers in the back, stepping on your division to get medals, and lying about war incidents to earn purple hearts (see examples). As you are promoted, your goal becomes to demean your subordinates, and see how much humiliation they can take before they turn against each other. Your other hobbies include putting two scorpions in a shoebox and shaking it to see if they sting each other.

"Which community are you going for?"

"Surface Warfare."

"I didn't know you were a masochist!"

by Pink Bunny May 27, 2006

Wilmington Pop Warner

Cliquey joke of a youth sports orginization. Cheerleading is the only thing they are good at. Wanna-bes of neighboring Burlington Pop Warner. Going straight to hell.

Expensive, mean to outsiders, and as long as you can get touchdowns or tumble you can smoke and drink all you want. All coaches and board members are townies to the max and let their children roam the pervert infested woods. These children are commonly refered to as Pop warner orphans. Coaches beat up parents and or drink with them. Mothers can be seen drink at Nationals.

Bob: My son's in Wilmington Pop Warner.
Terri: Oh you come from the cess pool that is Wilmington Ma

by Cheerleading Mommaa November 2, 2009