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Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.
1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"
by Aetla July 29, 2022
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Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
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Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.
Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"
by anonymous September 13, 2022
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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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Ass-ton

2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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Sack Ton

On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki July 6, 2016
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