Timofei

Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink

Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.

by ThePolarBearInQuestion April 30, 2024

Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

by South Host May 25, 2024

timocarb

Shortened for Timothy Carbajal, it is an abbreviation of the first 4 letters of the forename and surname that is Timothy Carbajal.

"Timocarb, where have you been?"

"Timocarb, stop playing video games!"

by gloriuskingjulian June 10, 2024

Timothee Chalamet

He is so hot i would let him fuk me till i passout

Who is the hottest man in the world?
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET!!!!

by Zosus 😛 February 19, 2024

Timothee Chalamet

Aka- Timmy Wonka, Paul (under a blue sea or something), baby face but hung like his dad

“TIMOTHEE…CHALAMET!!!!! I LOVE U TIMOTHEE!!!”- Timothee Chalamet fan

by Thefirstthingthatcomsup April 5, 2024

Timon pit

Somewhere you go to hide in defeat, usually a recycling bin, or just for fun. Refers to Timon's game over screen in a bootleg Lion King game on the NES, where he digs a hole, jumps in, and buries himself inside, presumably as a method of suicide.

I went into the Timon pit after everything fell apart.

by ThighFish December 1, 2024

Timo Werner

Greatest athlete of all time and only slightly autistic

Timo Werner starts over Mbappe

by Johnathon Bartholomew III JR December 4, 2024