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penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
by logan2556 May 18, 2008
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you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
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Thinker

People who possess the knowledge of sociology, which are beyond the understandings of the common people. They are also called, the Enlightened Ones.
Jean Jacques Rousseau, Francis Marie Arouet(Voltaire), John Locke, Karl Marx, and Buddhism. Also, most of the Atheists.
by Redfury509 July 18, 2008
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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
by Sibbie April 29, 2005
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i think you're nice

This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.
1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship
by Willis May 8, 2008
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think away

ADJECTIVE - avoiding a train of thoughts by changing your thoughts to another topic

Synonyms - deflect, deter, divert, shove aside, avert
I think away away from our afternoon on the grass, to be able to focus on work again.
by mutation41 September 26, 2009
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I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.
by Michael December 29, 2003
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