Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
Get the Poo Texting mug.The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
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writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009
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Get the vampire teething mug.when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
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Sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics.
Sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics.
"Que oooola cata Que oooola omega
and this how we gooon dooo it
won too tree forrr
Uno do trescuatro
I no u wan me
u no I wan chhhaaa
I no u wan me"
Please stop textsinging, it is hurting my ears.
and this how we gooon dooo it
won too tree forrr
Uno do trescuatro
I no u wan me
u no I wan chhhaaa
I no u wan me"
Please stop textsinging, it is hurting my ears.
by dj llama February 10, 2010
Get the textsing mug.When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
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