teenitus

a made up disease your parents came up with to make an excuse for your attitude. supposedly it affects your hearing and retention of knowledge.

my daughter has teenitus, she won't listen to me.

by hahahehe:) December 15, 2017

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

teeist

1. A self-proclaimed elitist in the golfing realm; someone who thinks they are the end-all be-all of golf and golf-related discussions.
2. Someone who pities the fool that doesn't enjoy golf.

Freddie's constant speeches about his golf skills make him sound like a teeist.

After Freddie shaved his head into a mohawk and started wearing that gold chain, he's been more of a teeist than ever.

by Skip Doogle May 3, 2018

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.

Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.

by E. Dubs. October 5, 2018

Teeth Filling

When you are fucking her mouth so hard, it knocks a chunk of her tooth out and you soon fill it with your jizz

"I gave Becky the old teeth filling last night."

"When John gave me the teeth filling last night, it fucked up my teeth and the dentist said it had to be removed."

by Join Meme Cuisine December 10, 2018

Teethbrusher

A more advanced and less well-known version of the toothbrush. Brushes many teeth instead of just one. This word was never popularized.
Note: This is NOT the same as a regular toothbrush.

When I went for a sleepover at my friend's house, she had a spare teethbrusher for me to borrow.

by TheGoodReader May 11, 2019