An affliction experienced by women working in any kind of gentleman's club. Similar to stripper pretty, but sufferers are much more delusional and self-important. The sufferer will think she is the most desirable woman alive, although nothing could be further from the truth! Likely cause of this, is listening to too many desperate customers telling her very exaggerated nonsense. She begins to believe that ALL of it is true. Upon contracting stripperitis, a previously nice thoughtful woman, will become a TOTAL attention whore. She will expect EVERYONE (including other women) to tolerate her narcissistic behavior, mood swings, drama, pleas for money, demands for food and attention, and overall tyrannical childish behavior. She will expect constant ass-kissing, favors, and money, and become enraged if it's not given.
Daniel had me buy her drinks all night, made me carry her bags to the car, then asked me for $500.00 dollars to pay her electric bill. I'm not her boyfriend, or baby's daddy, she definitely has stripperitis.
by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
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Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
by #bsb December 31, 2016
Get the Candy stripper mug.A woman who has a body deemed "hot" by cultural standards, but has a slightly fucked up face. Examples being: eyes too close, head too small, large mouth, funky teeth, slight inbred look, bruises, eye patch, scars, acne, etc... If these women had slightly prettier facial features they might actually be able to become real models or actresses instead of porn stars and escorts. Not ugly, but not real pretty. See also: porn face.
That chick is kinda hot, but she has stripper face.
The reason strip clubs are poorly lit is so you can't see the strippers' faces.
Not a butter face or double bagger, just odd looking in the daylight.
The reason strip clubs are poorly lit is so you can't see the strippers' faces.
Not a butter face or double bagger, just odd looking in the daylight.
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this word is a combo of stupid and supper.
used to define ignorant bootyholes.
this word is a combo of stupid and supper.
used to define ignorant bootyholes.
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