Stathia

smoking. Wait, smoking doesn't compare to this body. If warning signs applied to bodies, she would be plastered with "dangerous tight curve ahead AND below". Watch out!

I crashed my ride again. One of those damn fine Stathia curves.

by ancientgr February 5, 2010

Statgasm

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.

Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.

by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

static

a static character in a book, tv show, movie, etc. is a character that does not undergo change. antonym: dynamic

most major characters are not static

by b.s. June 8, 2004

stationary

According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.

- What is your favorite position?

- Just the regular stationary.

by saminmit April 28, 2011

stariaat

An amazing YouTuber with a pure heart. Makes animation memes

Did you see the newest Stariaat video? She did the time lapse meme again!

by YouKnowDaWae May 3, 2018

Stasia

One who has younger friends

Nancy: All my friends are younger than me
Sid: You're pullin' a Stasia

by Followme123 February 7, 2010

Docking station

The act of two men placing their penises into both sides of a Chinese finger trap.

Dan:Hey man want to meet up at my place and test out my new docking station?
Cody:Sure just don't tell anyone.

by buttafingaboi December 27, 2013