Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

Spliffypig

A joint-hogger

"Hey, spliffypig, are you going to smoke that all yourself?"

by Steve Au June 1, 2015

splof

"splof" is the equivalent of saying "flops". This is because it is spelled backwards.

I sploffed when my friend pushed me.

by Origami1105 September 12, 2015

Spliff

Weed and tobacco rolled up like a cigarette

'Roll us a spliff mate?!'

by BudTerm April 15, 2016

spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

by Rig James September 13, 2016

spliffyboy

A name often referred to a youth who smokes a lot of weed and is renowned for been the local "spliffyboy"

"Oi spliffyboy! Sort me an ounce?"

by Lxcaarmst August 28, 2016