splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

Splainers

People who use humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainers about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

by MementoMMN December 9, 2010

Splashy splashy

A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".

Also use "Splashy"

Also a term for a drink.

Used in London and North Eastern Australia.

Are you coming to mine for splashy splashy tonight?

by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.

by FiresignTh February 22, 2014

splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.

"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"

by Ihopper December 28, 2014