slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapberry

To use your BlackBerry phone to slap someone near you, preferably using the backside of the phone to hit the cheek of the offender.

John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."

by Dudeonym December 24, 2009

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016

Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

by geederd November 28, 2020

Slap chips

Oily, deep fried potato chips ( Afrikaans)

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022

Slap Joggy

A slap joggy is someone who owns something they shouldn’t have

Hey! Have you heard of Milwaukee rap? That slap joggy shouldn’t have FL studio.

by NashyGxx July 31, 2022

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007