Shandle

To cleanly something off in one swing/swipe/cut.

In the movie Tangled, Flynn Rider shandled Rapunzels hair.

by Peachy Meep Kiwi September 15, 2025

Shingle slinger

A new racial slur for Mexicans or any other person of Hispanic descent

“That damn shingle slinger was picked up by ICE he was supposed to finish my roof this week”

by JRocgangin September 24, 2025

Shinkledink

A very very bad slur

"Dude you actually did that to him? You're a shinkledink."

by Metasstize November 5, 2025

shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

douche swindler

someone who swindles douches

that guy is a douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016