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A new religion and revolution in the dating app game founded May 25th 2021. Targeted towards seniors and people who just love being themselves and not giving a fuck about what others think. You wanna be a 50 and wear a speedo on your profile? We would prefer 85. Its a revolution against salty zoomers who spoke out against older ravers trying to express themselves. Our god and prophet is the great Mario Lopez and we pray to him every morning and night. All hail A.C Slater
Man Mario Lopez is my favorite actor I loved him in Back to the Shinder!!!

Hey man how did your hot Shinder Date go last night I heard that girl was a total Geriatric Raver Granny!!
Shinder by Shinderama June 7, 2021

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

FEMA shingles 

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane
I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina
FEMA shingles by booboo2u February 8, 2010

Fart Swindler 

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

Swindleshanks 

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order
That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!
Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003