no service

Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!

by MoonKnight September 23, 2003

Fan service

Choni aka Cheryl and Toni. Both known as characters on riverdale and in the Archie comics. “Choni” is a prime example of fan service. It was very rushed and the only reason it has a place in riverdale is because of the sick people who call themselves “Choni stans” harassed the riverdale writers. The writers were forced to make “choni” happen and even Vanessa Morgan (Toni Topaz) trashed Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (writer of riverdale) at the Archie panel for cutting “choni scenes”. Fan service is basically when the fans, cast, etc. is so aggressive towards the writers, they are forced to do as they wish because they don’t want to get cancelled.

“Did you see the deleted choni scenes? I’m so mad that they had deleted scenes!”
“They shouldn’t have ANY scenes! It’s total fan service!”

by chickennugslmao September 3, 2018

Service Top

Gay sex term. A top (the guy doing the fucking) who is the submissive one instead of the bottom being the submissive one. Usually bottoms are submissive but, not in this case.

Bottom: YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! DON'T YOU BITCH?!

Service Top: Yes, yes...

by J.D.KY October 7, 2009

terms of service

UH YOUR MOM!


{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)

man i need some ass, i think im going to call your mom for some TERMS OF SERVICE!

by craigums March 6, 2005

public health services for mental health care

Mental health care services for select needy groups of the population provided by the government

Repealing the IMD exclusion from Medicaid would be a public health service for mental health care

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Full Service Blumpkin

A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.

Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!

by Someone who misses their balls March 6, 2016

the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

by me December 31, 2004