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Procraminate

"I hope I don't end up in a group assignment with that dumbass who likes to procraminate"
"Man I was up all night procraminating for the finals exam"
by YomamasPads September 27, 2023
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procrappernating

The act of procrastination thru, or behind the guise of having a long bowel movement, thus avoiding whatever task, or chore awaits, once an individual has concluded their time in the bathroom
I'm not ready for this just yet, I'm still procrappernating, and scrolling on my phone.
by Nate Whisman October 1, 2023
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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
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Procell

Someone who had a massive brain wave to the point where it needs an added definition. Aka procell.
Did you hear about Jeffrey? He procelled so hard that he was able to fix his car with a toothpick and drive back from California.
by Father Portia January 27, 2024
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Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."
Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.
by ledskof November 14, 2023
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Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.
'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'
by castlering February 13, 2024
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Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!
You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?
by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024
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