The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
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Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."
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Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
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