Post Pooper

People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.

Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya

Post Pooper by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010

The Pooper Scooper 

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.

Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?

The Pooper Scooper by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

Party pooper 

A person who takes a giant poop at a family reunion

Oh my god he was a party pooper at his mothers birthday party.

Party pooper by Ed talk November 28, 2019

condom pooper

Someone who receives anal sex and forgets about the condom inside them. They poop out the condom the next day and become a "condom pooper"

Tim fucked Jason so hard last night the condom came off. This morning Jason was feeling a bit weird, went poop and out came the condom. He's such a condom pooper.

condom pooper by BoyDynamite March 25, 2007

pooper scooper 

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

pooper scooper by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

poomerang 

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement

We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!

poomerang by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

hover pooper 

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.

Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.

hover pooper by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011