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call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.
1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
by oolveea December 2, 2020
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Ping Pong Hoe

when a fucking bitch ass hoe, goes from dude to dude like a ping pong ball
so i liked this Ping Pong Hoe
by BoredForbs February 18, 2021
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peach pong

when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix
“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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Nu pogodi!

The soviet equivalent of Tom & Jerry
Wolf:Nu zayats,...Nu pogodi!
by Ahumi August 22, 2022
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homo on pogo

when a homo jumps off a roof and lands on a trampoline and the pogostick goes so far up his ass that he has to use a bunggermufin.A homo on a pogo.
Jacob puts a car shock on his pogostick and jumps off a two story house.Jacob is a homo on pogo
by jakes ballz are sticky December 27, 2010
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jumping jesus on a pogo stick

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that
by Selur livid March 29, 2015
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Corporate Ping Pong

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.
RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!
by myrightnut November 16, 2016
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