full panda

To be really fucking baked to the point where your eyes are squinted and your face is in a permanent smile. Other characteristics include constant laughing, extreme munchies, and an inability to move.

Did you see Jonathan after he hit the GB? He went straight into full panda, it was fucking hilarious!

by cariboulou2013 December 8, 2009

Kung Fu Panda 4

Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general

"Yeah he's definately doing 4 miles, I saw him doing some Kung Fu Panda 4 earlier"

by Smoop-inator July 9, 2020

pandaing

Verb.
To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
See Pandaed

The damn pandaing bastard came in and pandaed my ex girlfriend. Bad enough he was hitting on her while we were dating what a panda

by jilted April 27, 2004

Panda Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of three drinks taken one after the other. It is an addon to the traditional Bear Fight which is an Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. In a Panda Bear Fight you follow the Bear Fight with a Sake Bomb.

We were at the bar and wanted to start the night off right. A fellow drunkard recommended a Panda Bear Fight. It was like a polar bear, a black bear, and a panda bear fighting all the way down. It was epic!

by Sir Stampalot June 28, 2011

Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.

Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.

by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005

Glam Rock Panda

The Glam Rock Panda is a rare breed of the Chinese marsupial, dwelling in the alleyways of China's harems and bar streets. They are normally six feet tall, covered from head to toe in neon green dyed fur, and wear what drunken onlookers have described as "shitloads of makeup". They are, without a doubt, the ninth wonder of the world, and should be given utmost respect and appreciation. The mating call sounds very similar to that of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

"You skank, you so tried to copy the Glam Rock Panda to steal mah man! FUCK YOU, HOE!" *throws drink in face*

by Kat November 19, 2004

giant panda attack

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

by David Lev April 22, 2006