noober

new uber, cash cabs

I'm going to get a noober so I don't get a DUI

by the man that delfaved your mom October 25, 2022

Noser

A noser is someone who somehow manages to always have crust on their glasses, while also having the largest super-sniffer known to mankind.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Noser's dad? He got hit by a White Jeep Cherokee 2006, but if the noser himself was there he could've stopped the car with his massive proboscis."

by poopdog.4.20.1889 December 31, 2022

noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.

Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.

by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023

noose caboose

When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.

Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--

by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023

Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

Noserape

Upon engaging in the act of gently placing your fingers within your own anal region and subsequently transitioning them to another individual's nasal orifice.

“She delicately introduced two digits into her posterior region before subsequently transferring them to his nasal passage vociferating the word “ Noserape” afterwards”

by RyHan19 August 7, 2023

noservi

An athlete who is able to appear effortlessly iconic with their style on and off the field, court, ring etc

No one is more Noservi than Allen Iverson in basketball

by Noservi September 17, 2023