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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Suburban starbucks

A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters
Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats
by Markozemx August 10, 2022
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Starbucks

Fine provider of bland sugar filled milkshakes served in sippy cups designed for the average Becky.
Becky: Lets get some Starbucks.

Chad: No becky. You just had a nap, its not time for your sippy cup yet. Lets get some Turkish coffee instead.
by giga4chanchad November 2, 2021
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Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.
Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!
by CL wisdom November 8, 2021
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Starbucks

Starbucks is the name for the ship between the two Harry Potter characters Sirius Black and James Potter. It is called Starbucks because Sirius is the name of a star, and James is rich af. Many people believe this ship is brotp rather than otp, meaning it’s platonic.
Guy 1: Hey do you ship Starbucks?
Guy 2: yes, but only brotp, I think it’s platonic.
Guy 1: Cool.
by Iloveremuslupin September 26, 2021
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one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.
Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025
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StarBucks

A place where white bitches go to hang out. You can usually spot people with messy buns and a latte. You can get coffee here. "Ok Maccks, here is the latte," the barista says. As you can see the name is misspelled. A StarBucks(er) can also be a typical white girl.
I went to StarBucks to get coffee.
Wow! She's a StarBuckser .
by Lolbutteranna February 3, 2017
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