Turtle Nest

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

Filthy Nasty

A hockey player who is nasty at the game, but his look is filthy

Kyle Connor is a filthy Nasty

by Slapnut1421 November 22, 2021

spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009

The Daniel Trip Nasty

The Daniel Trip Nasty is the most dangerous and erotic sexual position known to man and some species of fish. The Daniel Trip Nasty or DTN is an ancient and lethal sex position, it also has a 1 in 2 mortality rate meaning that 1 in every 2 people that attempt to preform the maneuver WILL die! Because off its lethality the trip nasty has been removed from most sex hand books and all written interpretations of the Kama Sutra. Please note that the DTN must be completed if initiated, and must be used with EXTREME caution.

"Hey did you hear about Becka?"
"No...?"
"She and her boyfriend tried The Daniel Trip Nasty and she fuckin died, killed her mom too."
"What?!"
"Yea her boyfriend's in the ICU"
"......holy shit"

by the_guy_24 January 13, 2010

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006

shook-nasty

Shook-nasty: Adjective- A person or thing who is angry, exited, or extremely confused is shook nasty.

: Verb- If a person or thing is to upset another person the first person shook nastied, the second.

: Noun- The person who is shook nasty or just got shook nastier is referred to as a shook nasty.

See this video and go to the time 8:49: https: // www. youtube. com /watch ?v= nd7 JnT9nAbc (copy and paste then remove any spaces)

Adjective:"Come on Brad just cause I shanked you doesn't mean you have to get all Shook-nasty about it."

Verb:"When me Mum gets triggered me Dad gets shook nasty!"
Verb:"I'm about to go shook-nasty Brad by shanking him!"

Noun: "HAHA!! Ever since he got shanked, Brad is a shook-nasty!"

by Dankshooknasty101__77052 February 4, 2017

robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.

I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011