by K9864 December 29, 2016
Someone who has a white button down shirt (usually comes with a pen pocket), drinks Rolling Rock, and yells at video games for a living.
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
by Vt21 September 23, 2018
Me.
by Coolmoonjayden March 14, 2016
An individual that studies obsessively for topics that are both relevant and irrelevant. Lacks social skills and prefers to operate by him/herself to perform certain activities. Is often insecure about their status and will lash out to anyone that remotely seems to threaten his/her actions. Often employs a psychological unconscious defence mechanism called displacement, which "is an unconscious defence mechanism whereby the mind substitutes either a new aim or a new object for goals felt in their original form to be dangerous or unacceptable". Essentially, he/she will project the ideology to others call such as someone else a nerd.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that Matthew got top 20 in the national geography competition?
Person 2: LMAO what a nerd
Person 2: LMAO what a nerd
by happywumpus May 10, 2021
I myself a nerd here's the real definition
The things "nerds" are
Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true
A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$
Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU
A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it
Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit
We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something
We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this
And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages
Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses
Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
The things "nerds" are
Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true
A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$
Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU
A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it
Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit
We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something
We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this
And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages
Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses
Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
Dumbass1 to Dumbass2: look at that nerd over there
Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork
So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork
So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
by TheGuyWhoSignsYourPaycheck January 02, 2020
Nerd: c'mon, you wanna play with that 10 watt battery, let's put it inside our tesla's!
Gang of nerds: no, lets put inside our experimental rocket jet thing!
Me: what the hell are they talkin' bout'? Can I touch that.... Battery thingymajig? Loo- omfg I am fudgin out.
Gang of nerds: no, lets put inside our experimental rocket jet thing!
Me: what the hell are they talkin' bout'? Can I touch that.... Battery thingymajig? Loo- omfg I am fudgin out.
by Nerdnerd November 06, 2016