turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

killer margins

Margins so good only a killer could achieve them. Since it takes very little money to kill someone, most of the money killers make are pure profit.

Sammy made 40% from his $100,000. That’s some killer margins.

by Son415 January 23, 2021

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).

All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

maria murrin

maria murrin is a girlboss slayer who loves her husband lars ulrich

person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich

by chickenstripsxx May 14, 2022

Hug-Mugging

A non-consensual hug which has made worse during the Covid pandemic

A non-consensual hug which has made worse during the Covid pandemic. I went to a festival experienced a hug-mugging From a past acquaintance Before I could put my hands up to stop them.

by MauiMan808 October 8, 2022