Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022

attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.

Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”

by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024

Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022

whipping the mule

a guy jacking off ,

he is to busy "whipping the mule" to answer the phone.

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

Muling

A word to describe a woman that is so horrifyingly ugly that she is hard to look at, someone who is Muling which is frequently used by massive individuals. Muling can not be used when the woman is above a 5/10 or has massive bunds.

Mate that girl you were cracking on with was Muling mush, sort it out

by Biceps Jones July 25, 2022

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017