Muddy Johnson

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.

guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.

by Kaemine June 16, 2010

muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

muddlehead

A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.

My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."

by israel87 February 2, 2009

mudda bewlshit

It's the word mother fucker and bullshit put together but instead of saying mother bullshit you say MUDDA BEWLSHIT cause it makes you sound cool fam

Boy: I ran over your cat

Girl: THATS THE MUDDA BEWLSHIT

by Semu April 20, 2016

muddy

when an alcoholic beverage is super-strong with alcohol and hardly any beverage.

Man, i went to this party the other night and they had the best drinks! I had a couple cups and was drunk off my ass! they must have been muddy as fuck!

by oopsie09 March 28, 2009

Muddie

Noun: Simply another word for goth
Verb: The act of putting on Gothic Makeup, dying hair black, etc
Adjective: To Describe a Person or Object

Noun "damn, thats one freaky muddie over there"
Verb "im just gona get all muddie before i go out"
Adjecttive "wow, thats dude sure is muddie"

by Chris-Frances September 24, 2005

muddy bottom

The reciever or anal sex who did not evacuate beforehand, and soils the "top" and/or the bedlinens along with themselves, such to an extent that it ruins sex and both partners need to shower. Also any ass that contains a bowel movement that is ready to be expelled.

Jeremy is a muddy bottom. Shiela and I did anal last night, she had a muddy bottom, sorry if I still smell.

by GayCO December 29, 2008