mongolian uncle 

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees

Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish

mongolian uncle by ShimPee November 3, 2022

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Mongism 

The state in which a person or being is biologically monged

I think Leo has Mongism

Mongism by LewLew6 August 12, 2021

Mongolians in the system 

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

Mongolians in the system by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010

Tana Mongeau 

Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.

He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau

Tana Mongeau by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018

Draining the mongoose 

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

Draining the mongoose by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

Mongron 

The real life pair of Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron of glee.

Although they aren't dating in real life they share great chemistry and are extremely flirty and touchy/feely with each other leading fans to ship them.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new Glee interview?"
Girl 2: "Oh my gosh yes, did you see all the Mongron cuteness?"

Mongron by gleek22 January 13, 2011