lemonhowser

A word used to describe a feeling of joy or humor by retards who misread lmao as lemon.

John: And that's when I said that's not a camel, that's my wife!
Jimmy: Haha Lemonhowser!
John: You are a stupid fucking retard.

by PrivateEyeWritingGuy April 13, 2022

Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

by Nig bigger dick June 25, 2022

Lemon Liquor

A beverage with around 40% alcohol made from lemon extract. It has a strong and unpleasant lemon flavor so it is usually mixed with lemonade or other sweet and sour drinks to make a 10-15% ABV cocktail.

Lemon liquor starts with a 16 oz bottle of lemon extract, which is mixed 50/50 with water. A yellow oil layer floats on top which is removed with a dropper. The remaining liquid is filtered through a Zerowater, Pur or Clear Genius water filter (with a brand-new cartridge) until it comes out clear.

Lemon liquor costs a little more than cheap vodka and tastes far worse, so it is generally only made by alcoholics and friendless underage drinkers.

Jim made a bottle of lemon liquor for the party this weekend!

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 5, 2022

Lemon pound cake

When cops steal your shit

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”

by Eevee133 March 27, 2023

lemon demoned

when someone asks for your card information

from the copypasta
lemon demoned

"Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

oh my god neil cicierega 😥 😥 😍

Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

Oh my god 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

You are a fan yes

no❤️

yes

❤️

Please give me your credit card information

Neil cicierega

Yes that's me

Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

lemon demon

Yes that is me

Give me your fucking credit card information

neilll omggg

❤️

"

by johncake June 17, 2023

el lemon

a car that although is not a diesel, you could swear was a semi. easily recognizable from miles away, el lemon also features 4 wheel drive styling and prominent front intercooler.

"I thought I was being passed by a helicopter on 440 the other day, but it was just El Lemon."

by El Juice-acabra December 15, 2008

naughty lemonade

a 2 litre bottle of lemonade emptied to just above halfway and filled back to the top with a 75cl bottle of vodka.

lets get a bottle of naughty lemonade tonight and get fucked up

by Suicide T May 16, 2007