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laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 9, 2005
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Layin a cut

Act of doing anything. Working, having sex, laying carpet, cleaning, etc.
"I just got done layin a cut" I sure layed a cut on her last night" "Did you lay a serious cut"
by 1cutlayer January 25, 2011
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Layden

Layden is a ship name between two people Larissa and Jayden. A ship that will never die !
Omg Larissa just gave Jayden a present :3 He seems to love it ... look there both blushing awwww :3 Layden confirmed
by iShipLaydenForever May 11, 2018
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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 7, 2010
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moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus March 6, 2011
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Ladding

Ladding is a new sport involving photography, which can be played by guys or girls. The aim is to take a photo of someone's crotch without them noticing. if you get a photo of someone's crotch facing you, that is a premium lad, a photo of someone's arse is an anal lad, and a photo of someone from the side is a sidal lad. To win a Ladding competition you must have a premium lad, and a good winner would be very zoomed in, or with a big bulge (for guys). The winner of a competition is called a 'Top Lad'
Person 1: Wanna do some Ladding?
Person 2: Look at this Premium Lad i got of Bob!
Person 3: Yeah, i got this one of Susie
Person 1: That's rubbish, it's only anal
Person 4: Look at this one of Brian, it's really zoomed in!
People 1,2&3: TOP LAD!
by JustAnInventorOfWords July 26, 2012
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Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.
Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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