When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
by joose206 March 2, 2012
The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
by Roogz April 10, 2008
Robs laying the silver carpet again
by GingeA1 November 2, 2019
When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
by Solemnityy December 30, 2020