Junk Drawer

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.

"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"

by skold September 16, 2008

Junk of the Heart

3rd album - THE KOOKS

-Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!

by paofrench September 10, 2011

junk in the trunk

1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.

Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.

by billy gisher November 9, 2006

junk ball

A two-person game played with a beach ball. Players stand approximately 15 feet apart and take turns kicking the beach ball towards the other person's crotch. The receiver must toe the line and can't move. First person to touch a knee to the ground or forfeit loses. Dodging the blow results in another kick. Best played in mesh shorts.

Jon's sensitive nuts made him bad at junk ball.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

Junk Drink

A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.

Jenna; I want a good drink....But something crazy.
Brandon; Get a Junk Drink

Jenna; Yesss !

by hallierose98 May 2, 2012

junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.

Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!

by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006

junk in da trunk

that ass is packed with a multitude of flesh. a gaping butthole

man she got some junk in da trunk

by brad October 6, 2004