Jerk off January 

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

Jerk off January by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

jerk & clean 

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

jerk & clean by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

jerk off addict by de lynn June 29, 2008

jerk-mate 

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

jerk-mate by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

Jerk Happy 

Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.

I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.

Jerk Happy by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009

jerk pants 

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.

Screw you, jerk pants.

jerk pants by kid kre February 17, 2005

jerk store 

what you say to someone being a jerk

"Jerk Store called, they want you back"

jerk store by Aguy89 April 8, 2008