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86% of people who talk crap about iPhones do so because they are jealous and cannot afford one.
86% of people who talk crap about iPhones do so because they are jealous and cannot afford one.
Guy with dumbphone: "iPhones are stupid, you pay hundreds of dollars just to use something that you could have had for $20 a month"
iPhone User: "What are you talking about? These things are great, I can check my emails, take great photos, listen to my music, play app games, surf the web at any time, watch YouTube at any time, and so much else!"
Guy with dumphone: "....I know"
iPhone User: "What are you talking about? These things are great, I can check my emails, take great photos, listen to my music, play app games, surf the web at any time, watch YouTube at any time, and so much else!"
Guy with dumphone: "....I know"
by J.J. Kensington August 14, 2010
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Paris Hilton: Yeah, I got this iPhone... and this BlackBerry... iPhone... yeah!
Jessica Simpson: Hey y'all, iPhone, hillbillies, adurr.
That Rich Kid That Goes To Your School: I have this iPhone. It is Brilliant! (Note: Within 10 seconds, he got beaten up by 78 people and died, never heard from again)
Paris Hilton: Yeah, I got this iPhone... and this BlackBerry... iPhone... yeah!
Jessica Simpson: Hey y'all, iPhone, hillbillies, adurr.
That Rich Kid That Goes To Your School: I have this iPhone. It is Brilliant! (Note: Within 10 seconds, he got beaten up by 78 people and died, never heard from again)
by Wee Beasties April 25, 2008
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They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.
They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.
mike- check out my new iPhone.
Guy- that things gay!
mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.
guy- yeah whatever, let me see it
dam I can't seem to work it
mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs
guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone
mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one
MSG brought to u by my iphone
Guy- that things gay!
mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.
guy- yeah whatever, let me see it
dam I can't seem to work it
mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs
guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone
mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one
MSG brought to u by my iphone
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