Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

forbidden itch

The Forbidden itch sometimes occurs when you are hit with the strong urge to itch your penis while inside a woman. One performs the Forbidden itch by inserting a finger into the woman's anus and itching your meat sword. It is very satisfying and is the mark of a truly resourceful man.

Oh Man, I was really given it to Sharon hard last night doggy style, when my dick got super itchy. I slid one in her pooper and gave my mini me a good scratch, the Forbidden Itch is the best bro.

by SometimesIcryatNight July 7, 2017

10 year itch

The feeling of needing some sort sexual pleasure.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 days, my dick has got the 10 year itch, like a bitch.

by Creams16 February 5, 2009

My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.

Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.

by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014

my pee pee itches

ur mom gay,jk when your pee pee itches

Jeff:hows your pee pee felling

dave:my pee pee itches

by supperswaggysassy March 17, 2019

itchbag

An irritating, annoying and/or nagging person (esp. woman).

That freakin' itchbag wouldn't shut the hell up and leave me alone all day.

by Mikey May 21, 2003

itch

Nice name for calling some one a bitch.

I said to my best friend, Cassie, "you are an itch"

by Sasha Aiden January 30, 2004