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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude
man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine
by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005
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you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."
person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."
by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010
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roman soldier helmet

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.
The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.
by bannan December 20, 2003
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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
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emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.
Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!
by Abby September 13, 2004
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meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.
Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.
by jjjj May 3, 2006
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