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When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.
Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.
by Jason K March 27, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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You take your cock, then place it over top of the nose alligned to replicate a old style army helemt the Roman's used to wear in battle.
by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004
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Loyal fans of Roman Atwood, one of the biggest pranksters on Youtube , and the founder of the online Smile More store.
" I was, am and will always belong to the nation of Roman Soldiers "
by amed 101 March 30, 2015
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When someone is sleeping (more than likely from drinking a lot) and you put your penis over their nose to resemble the nose guard on a Greco-Roman Soldier’s helmet.
Jill got owned last night when he got the Roman Soldier by Jack last night!
by RobSisRex March 23, 2008
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