New Hampshire

The worst possible state in the country. No one has heard of it. It has long, cold, boring winters and a miniscule summer, if you blink, you miss it. We have about two actually famous people from here, the rest are has-beens and soap stars. If you want to vacation, don't come here. If your a leaf peeper, go to Mass, at least they have Boston. I truly is the epitome of a sucky state.

Guy 1: I'm from New Hampshire
Guy 2: Is that in Canada?
Guy 1: No, Its a state
Guy 2: Oh one of the small ones.
Guy 1: Yeah..
Guy 2: Sucks to be you.

by Bubzy17 January 5, 2011

New Hampshire

A boring state that sucks. The only good things about living there is how you're not taxed to death like Massachusetts or run by an asshole like New York.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters

The kid has a hampster dink

by larry April 28, 2003

Hamps

A word used in New Zealand most commonly in TGA decribing someone who is just straight up Mud/Ugly very displeasing to the eye.

*Post on Instagram*
Comment P1: "Styla butha"
Comment P2: "That's all you butha @P1
Comment P3: "@P1 Eh you liar he's fkn Hamps G

by JRawiri November 22, 2016

google hoops

the oo's in google. To google something sometimes takes time, therefore it can be said that you must go through a lot of google hoops to find what you're looking for.

You would have to jump through a lot of google hoops to find any outdated information.

by vinbok June 16, 2009

The Haps

Happy Birthday

Hi bro. 'The Haps'. Hope it's a good one. Have a drink on me.

by aliciazs October 4, 2010

new hampshire

One of the most interesting states in the nation, where just about everything is legal and everyone who isn't white gets pulled over and beaten the moment they cross the border. The weather sucks, but it looks nice in the summer time and not having sales tax is nice as well. Unfortunately, the smart people don't live in New Hampshire, but in the surrounding states near the borders and drive into New Hampshire to shop and return home to live in more affordable areas. It's got some pretty sick roads, which are unfortunately polluted by residents not knowing how to drive their Subarus, see also maine. Overall, one of those states that looks nice in a book or magazine, but you'd never want to visit.

Guy 1-New Hampshire sure is nice in the fall

Guy 2-Whats a New Hampshire?

by SpewingChunks September 6, 2005