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Angry Pelican

When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.

no example,, its just The Angry Pelican.

by larry September 30, 2004

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CLASSIC GRILL CHEESE

YELLOW LABIAS WITH RED PEPPER HUMUS and a pickle.

mm... that guy on the scooter has some classic grill cheese. why does he have female fashon dreads.

by larry April 23, 2005

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A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.

My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!

by larry June 9, 2008

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fecalfiliac

Chris - AKA MoFo - AKA Shit Fucker

MoFo is a damn dirty fecalfiliac. he loves the shit!!!

by larry December 31, 2004

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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by larry April 14, 2004

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