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Crazy Random Happenstance

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.
John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.
by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009
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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009
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When you die nothing happens

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.
Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk
by Krieger69BKK March 1, 2009
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whats happening cuz

to talk to your bro or cuz or anyone by saying whats happening cuz
man 1: whats happening cuz
man 2: nothing much cuz
by Puddang69 April 3, 2009
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Happenings

An art event, often staged or pre-scripted, that requires active participation from an audience to come to full fruition.
Fluxus art involved the viewer, relying on the element of chance to shape the ultimate outcome of the piece. The use of chance was also employed by Dada, Marcel Duchamp, and other performance art of the time, such as Happenings.
by The Logical Fallacy May 13, 2017
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Hapenis

A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006
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Van Halen

1.) The dude who said, in his guitar player of the year interview, and for all you Jimmy Paige haters out there, I quote, "wow, this is really a shock. It's not like I'm JIMMY PAIGE or anything; I mean, there are a lot of really great guitar players out there, but Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Paige is God. He's definitely my hero man." Suck That.

2.) Not saying that Eddie Van Halen isn't a fuckin' awesome guitar player, he has a few "Sick Nasty" songs. (fans eat your hearts out)but seriously, give Jimmy Paige a freakin break.
wow, there arent really any examples i can give... i used them all up in the definition. but yeah Van Halen is awesome. Not as good as Jimmy Paige, but still fuckin sick.
by Your friends at Pro-Logic II February 6, 2008
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