Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.
1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."
by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
by phytadesk February 2, 2021

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
by Deservatives June 4, 2024

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind
by Benis man October 3, 2021

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022
