Grits

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.

Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy

by nightlover October 29, 2012

grit stew

When a "grit" ejaculates on his woman's chest and then spits his chew into his puddle of semen and then stirs it up with his dick

Crystal ima make some grit stew tonight!

by Jingletits December 25, 2014

Girty

A girty is someone who would never leave an offer when they can suck on a dick covered in curry and the same water they use to piss and shit as shower.

Girty's do love dat curry on da cock and ball

by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020

tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.

I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.

by grit money August 2, 2011

hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.

After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.

by WelpToo October 26, 2022

grimy

be dirty, holding a gun or drugs

You seen Joe? He's grimy as hell full time

by JayByrd July 3, 2006

grimy

bein ignorant/ rude

(1st person) fucked ur gurl last night
(2nd person) dats fuckin grimy i thought i was ur boy

by jasmine December 3, 2003