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Word Grenade

Noun. Rhetorical device using adhominem character attacks against an opponent when losing an argument. Intended to frag your opponent and those standing on nearby ground on the rhetorical battlefield.
Person A is arguing a point, and is losing to person B. He insinuates that person B is a racist for believing his position even though no objective evidence is apparent to support the charge. Thus throwing a word grenade at person B.
by Ggghhhjjj September 16, 2015
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Social Hand Grenade

This is when one of your mates has a special ability to "go off" on a mad one and get overly angry or physically violent within a matter of seconds; amongst a group of people participating in an otherwise "Socially Healthy" environment.
For example, maybe a barmaid getting he/she the wrong drink...or having a pop at the "no spray no lay" guy/women in the toilets in Yates (High Wycombe).

Or perhaps, when at an afterparty at somebody's house, he/she decides to cuss someone their hardest down the phone, in front of people he/she has yet to make a "good 1st impression" with....and that you have yet to introduce.

You would expect to use this expression like this:

You: "Sorry about them..he/she is a social hand grenade. Most of the time in public, he/she is fine but it only takes someone to pull the pin and thats it...he/she will go off in your face!"
by Skankin' Jack August 4, 2010
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Semtex Grenade

A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.

The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.

The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
by rolli20 May 8, 2011
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fall on the grenade

According to Bud Light advertising officials, to fall on the grenade means to choose the more intellectual of the two scantily clad, leggy, voluptious super models cast to play bicurious friends opposite you and your equally unattractive, slightly overweight beer drinking cohort. Forcing you to sit and drink bud light whilst tuning out the dull, empowered, feminist rambling of the prude, abercrombie wearing, never-going-to-fuck-you hottie, while your buddy drinks bud light and dances his way into the looser hottie's panties. The intellectual one is always wearing glasses. Still you have a chance to possibly fuck the prude if you feign interest and agree to every fucking thing she says, but do you want to? Make sure not to drink too much bud light, no matter how long this bitch rambles on. You must be conscious to get the fuck out of there after she falls asleep or you're in for a hellish morning after.
Jim met Judy and Betty at the bar and bought them each bud lights so the responsibility fell on me to fall on the grenade and work for my pussy.
by Obiwan September 22, 2004
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plasma grenade

highly entertaining grenade weapon from the game HALO which sticks to other players and vehicles, best used in combination with active camo to sneak up on people and stick the grenade to their face (esp snipers) and run off laughing (usually shouting "bye bye" as you do)
"what's that blue thing on my hea- awww son of a..." *explodes*
by Shadow Sword March 22, 2004
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horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
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grenade lover

Anyone guy who loves hooking up with the ugly fat chicks
damn kid look at that fatty you hooked up with last night. yeah man im a grenade lover
by WhoaGurchy December 21, 2010
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