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Goose feathers 

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt
Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

goose juice 

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.
goose juice by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011
To march in a highly militaristic and uniform manner, in which the legs swing sharply from the hips and the knees are locked.
The North Korean army practices goosestepping on a daily basis.
goosestep by Anti-RSS December 27, 2003

Goose Goose! 

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
Goose Goose! by adamryan March 18, 2009

goosefat 

sticky, lard like substance, used in buttering procedures - see also, "buttering".
Ohhh.... goosefat!
goosefat by Lurpak April 29, 2003

goose drowner

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.
goose drowner by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006