Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Google It Bitch

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.

Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.

by Kevin Cornwell May 19, 2007

Search Google or type a URL

I searched this up and it came up with the urban dictionary so I made this. And also you are bored if you searched this up.

u are bored by searching Search Google or type a URL

by Mr_Man917 November 19, 2019

Google bomb

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)

2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site

The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.

by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

google hoe

Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.

Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.

by mystic pawn October 22, 2006

Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.

Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"

by EdwardPancu June 4, 2008

Twiggle Giggle

This is when a girl tickles your penis. And you give a little giggle.

This chick gave me the best twiggle giggle last night. I chuckled for such a long time.

by E-bates February 12, 2009