musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

fruitbat

a queer/gay goth person.

look at Josh grind on that dude in pleather pants! he's so into fruitbats.

black or rainbow? ugh, I'm such a fruitbat.

by sphynxprince December 16, 2013

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

fruit salad

The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.

At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.

by rupert2000 December 7, 2004

Fruit loop

We use fruit loop to describe someone who has mental problems. Or someone who is just plainly insane. Not mentioning any names.

Boss from work goes mad if you have too many tea's. She is fruit loop.

by Mr Anonomous December 24, 2008

fruit fags

When two homosexuals, that are too gay too function, are forced to sleep in different bedrooms because their parents are worried about what will go on at night. All they can do is dream about thier buttsecks.

Fatty and Monty, two fruit fags, talked on thier cell phones to eachother, during a sleepover, becuase they were forced to be so far apart. ):

by Jubs (: March 4, 2007

Dirty Fruit

Usually a dirty fruit but it could also be in the meaning of hating one, a retarded way to call a fruit "Dirty Dan" like off of your favorite TV episode of spongebob that your quite obsessed with because you have to much time on your hands, a word that somebody is looking for out of some sort of sexuality for satisfaction, or a fun way to start a conversation of an argument with no intentions to hurt one another's feelings!

Dillon: Hey Craig
Craig: What...?
Dillon: Your a dirty fruit!
Craig:...No, your a dirty fruit!

by Mr.DirtyFruit March 27, 2009