Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.
If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009
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Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?
Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.
Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.
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The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
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Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
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