West Virginia Fudge

The sexual act of having your cousin defecate onto your genitals or chest after intercourse with her.

"I tell you what Bubba, Marry Sue gave me about a pound of West Virginia Fudge last night"

by Funnydan December 31, 2011

Fudge Donut

When one ejaculates in another's mouth, and does a shit on top, THEN squeezes their cheeks, making the "custard" ooze out from the mouth, thus creating a Fudge Donut

Customer: Ill take a Fudge Donut please

Baker: Are you sure...?

Customer: Hell yeah!

(or)

I totally gave Bernie's Grandmother a fudge donut last night.

by Stegy McCazcaz October 10, 2008

Golden Fudge Bar

When a woman both urinates and defecates on a man's penis then proceeds to give him a blow job. Best if done in cold weather.

Guy #1: "Dude, I just gave that biatch a Golden Fudge Bar!"
Guy #2: "Very nice."

by cocktastic October 13, 2009

Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009

fudge foot

Accidentally standing in a piece of dog shit

Damn it! I only went out for a walk and now I've got a nasty case of fudge foot!

by keith iom December 7, 2006

fudge nickles

a word used in place of the "F" word.

Ah fudge nickles, I can't believe I lost my keys.

by Dixon Cider March 12, 2009

fudge knuckle

Piling a dump so high in a toilet that when you go to wipe your knuckles hit the pile causing your them to be covered in hot fudge.

After taking a massive dump and wiping, I hit the pile and got a fudge knuckle.

by Beetle Juice November 5, 2006