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poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.
So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.
by Raven__ June 14, 2016
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Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.
Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”
by EllaElla October 29, 2017
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lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 9, 2017
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Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.
Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?
by sssSomebody March 8, 2018
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ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl
My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake
by Veronica skye July 18, 2019
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Troll-flake

1. An easily-offended snowflake trying to pass as a troll but literally everyone knows how insecure and defenseless they really are. 2. A wannabe troll. 3. See also, "snowflake."
"That kid on Xbox was such a troll-flake, he kept harassing other players and dropping slurs, but as soon as Dexter called him out he started whining like a lil bitch."
by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019
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