Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.
Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
Get the facebookingmug. When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.
by UnXiled March 19, 2011
Get the Facebookizedmug. A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction
Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K
Speaker: That is.... correct?
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction
Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K
Speaker: That is.... correct?
by smileychick December 11, 2011
Get the facebookmug. A social media that was supposed to be used for getting to know people and getting in touch with friends, but now is used by sassy middle-aged women with wine addictions and post minion pictures with captions.
by JD-Puffy April 21, 2017
Get the facebookmug. Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!
Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!
Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!
by booty-raider December 26, 2011
Get the facebookmug. The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority
Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!
Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
by chiddy3 November 18, 2011
Get the Facebookingmug. Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
by DancingAndy May 9, 2011
Get the facebookmug.